Stooks in the Morning

Steve Schnell's "Bundle up for the Cold" Report (1:45)

Jeri Anne: Belly Dancer (2:58)

We have some lazy ass smokers in our building who, instead of taking their keys, use a board to prop open our back door for re-entry after they smoke and fill our building with cold-ass, smokey-as-hell, air. We hid the board, and mass confusion ensued. We decided to share some good prank stories.

Pranks 1 (7:46)

Pranks 2 (3:00)

Pranks 3 (3:00)

Pranks 4 (1:09)

Labels: show clips

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Show Clips

One of our listeners exposes my shortfalls by asking how I would design a roller coaster (3:37).

A subpar Stoner bit about Barbaro disease (3:34).

Here's a link to a story about a Wichita death row inmate placing a personal ad.

Jeri Anne had some related stories from her days working at the jail (6:31).

A caller told us about the security of dating an inmate (2:37).

In fact, there are several site that cater to dating inmates. Here's a link to Gloria's dating profile, and her photo's below. Not very inmate-ish.

"Thank God they opened a Glamor Shots next to the mass-bathing room!"

Jeri Anne copied my clothing selection, and we got into a fight (2:22).

Jeri Anne sucks at singing (2:50).

Labels: show clips, The Stoner

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Show Clips

How many of your MySpace friends are you allowed to sleep with? (1:49)

Jeri Anne's friend gives her a questionable psychic reading (5:10).

Proof of psychics (5:28).

Psychic return policies (5:02)

"I'm psychic!" (6:08)

Ghost hunting (2:40)

Labels: show clips

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Show Clips

Free for All Friday

Orville Redenbacher calls (4:12)

German Drivers (3:39)

Drivers by state/Acid Story (3:53)

The Hardees Mental Institution (4:15)

STDs (1:13)

Old bus drivers and immigrants at Walmart (3:25)

Our ancestors shopped at Walmart! (2:43)

Jeri Anne, MySpace Stalker (4:12)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Show clips

A caller chews our asses (4:13)

The High Lady comes to our defense (5:42)

Drivers are morons 1 (3:38)

Drivers are morons 2 (2:14)

Men are like plants... (0:55)

Jeri Anne, apply directly to the forehead (1:26)

Labels: show clips

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Show Clips

Is grinding cheating? - "What about the waltz?"/Swingers (2:55)

Is grinding cheating? - "What if you're dating a stripper?" (2:15)

Is grinding cheating? - "Was he sporting wood?" (3:27)

More MySpace drama (2:48)

How Jeri Anne takes her porn (2:31)

Must be K-Fed's turn to watch the kids. Britney dresses Jayden in blue.

Labels: show clips

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Show Clips

MySpace Drama - "The Cheatin Ho" (5:48)

MySpace Drama - "Set the profile to 'private' before trashing your family" (2:57)

MySpace Drama - "Pedophile-and-profile frauds" (5:27)

"My car broke down. Can I have the diarrhea in your bathroom?" (2:46)

High Lady - Sad about her phone (6:33)

Labels: show clips

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Show Clips

Jeri Anne's dad caught someone shoplifting at his clothing store...after the guy left the store. So he sent him a bill. We asked our listeners to share their stories.

Segment 1 - Taco Bell Shoplifting (3:15)

Segment 2 - The plants outside Walmart (0:33)

Segment 3 - The High Lady (4:57)

Segment 4 - Someone needs to shoplift a new phone for the High Lady (3:15)

"Ugly Peyton Manning" (4:40)

Labels: high lady, show clips

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Free for All Friday

"Open sore" (3:14)

Drinking hours (1:57)

Walmart bathrooms (0:51)

Weekend snow/Tattoos...again (5:29)

Gay marriage/Workplace dating (2:46)

"Robot Baby" (2:08)

Campus drivers/Air Force Playboy (3:36)

No gas for the job interview/Clever old woman (4:08)

You do not delete Stooks off your MySpace (2:09)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Show clips

Jeri Anne got a tattoo. We discussed whether tattoos are a good idea.

Segment 1 (3:50)

Segment 2 (3:18)

Segment 3 (4:43)

Segment 4 (4:19)

Segment 5 (1:38)

If you're on the radio, you're required by law to talk about American Idol.

"Serial Killer Idol" (4:27)

"Phrase that pays" (3:02)

The High Lady's duet (2:05)

Labels: show clips

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Friday, January 12, 2007

Show Clips

Free for All Friday

Bad joke guy calls in again (1:44)

Jeri Anne pushes for new marijuana laws (2:02)

Jeri Anne's distracting, flowery chest (0:57)

Hooter's spinoff? (0:43)

Didn't your mom tell you not to run with your fingers pointed up? (0:47)

Jeri Anne's huffing problem (2:06)

"Freeze for All Friday" (1:44)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Show Clips

One of our listeners was troubled by President Bush's speech last night (4:24).

Financial aid checks went out yesterday at K-State, leading us to talk about what people on financial aid waste their money on.

Segment 1 - $100k into a truck (1:21)

Segment 2 - Clothing (0:51)

I explained the concept of an "airplane" to Jeri Anne (2:19)

Labels: show clips

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Show Clips

K-State's back to school tomorrow, and somehow it got us talking about creepy teachers.

Segment 1 - Miss Booty/Jeri Anne's les gym teacher (5:47)

Segment 2 - Why the Home Ec teacher shouldn't teach Sex Ed (4:10)

Segment 3 - Mr. D's kiddie porn (3:33)

Segment 4 - How to wear a thong (3:40)

Labels: show clips

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Show Clips

Dating your brother? (2:12)

Subway Jerod gets fatter (4:21)

She's magic! (1:19)

Girls asking guys out 1, featuring a Stooks flashback McDonald's story (6:50)

Girls asking guys out 2 - The Job Interview (5:12)

Girls asking guys out 3 (1:21)

Pushing a nameless coworker down a hill (1:27)

How Jeri Anne came to being the way she is (0:35)

Labels: show clips

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Friend's sister/Prison guard training

Can you date your friend's brother or sister?

Segment 1 (5:10)

Segment 2 (2:29)

We also talked about "Armed and Famous," the Fox reality show that trains has-beens to be cops. This led to a discussion on how weak Jeri Anne's training was for Corrections Officer. She didn't get zapped, maced, or anything fun.

Segment 1 (3:35)

Segment 2 (2:58)

Segment 3 - The High Lady has mace (2:21)

Jeri Anne made the mistake of telling me one of her dreams (2:58).

Country Fried Hinder (1:07)

Labels: high lady, show clips

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Lachey, ringtones, and sick people

First off, we felt the need to address all the sick people you see working in the service industry. We wondered why they weren't calling in sick.

Segment 1 (3:00)

Segment 2 (3:17)

When you're friends throw up, it's best they do it while surrounded by detergent.

My sister-in-law called last night to ask if I'd heard about Nick Lachey's season ticket arrangement for K-State basketball. I had heard he had season tickets because he is close friends with Coach Huggins. I hadn't heard the rumor about him keeping an apartment here.

We tried to find out more (3:13)

I'm sick of getting MySpace bulletins about ringtones, and a caller shares his fun ringtone with us (2:52).

Jeri Anne shared some fun jail stories (3:50).

Labels: show clips

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Dating eval

Yesterday, we briefly touched on creating some kind of evaluation to use on a first date to figure out whether you're talking to a psycho. Today, we figured out some of it.

Segment 1 - Cutting up puppies (5:42)

Segment 2 - References (4:05)

Segment 3 - The Man Show? (2:56)

Segment 4 - From a guy's point of view (1:33)

Segment 5 - The High Lady (3:16)

Segment 6 - Cat killers (1:27)

Yesterday, I mentioned a tipped over port-a-potty across from Silverado's in Aggieville.

Today, we talked to our co-worker who happened to experience the tip over from inside the john (3:33).

"Did Louie Anderson light a match in there again?"

Labels: high lady, show clips

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Year's mistakes

We spent the morning talking about New Year's, and some of the disasters we observed.

Girlfriend goes home in the back of a cop car/Guy passes out at a random house (4:54).

Jeri Anne told us about an ex who gave her an interesting call on New Year's (2:31).

One of our listeners weighed in on Jeri Anne's story with a creepy story of her own (3:27).

We talked about mental evaluations for potential boyfriends/girlfriends (1:46).

Unrelated: How seasons could fix our problems in Iraq (2:58).

Labels: show clips

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Monday, January 01, 2007

Bonus show!

I was up too late last night, so no morning show. But I did have the pleasure of sitting in with Justin while he did his half of the Power Hits end of year countdown show. We had a good time.

"Dorkin' out on New Year's" (1:14).

"Chad Kroeger's manscaping" (0:47).

How we got into radio (0:38).

Kelly Clarkson gets hotter/New Year's Resolution (1:55).

Labels: show clips

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Free for All

Jeri Anne was our guest co-host today.

She's a corrections officer for the Shawnee County Jail.

She explained the difference between jail and prison (3:04).

We also heard how she got screwed by her adviser at Washburn (2:21). Literally? You'll have to listen.

The rest of the show was all about the Free for All.

Choosing the Cracker Barrel over Olive Garden for an anniversary (3:25).

"Singing 'Happy Birthday' to yourself"" (4:00).

Revisiting "Mike Myers is gay?" (5:21)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Fish in your business

Lots of random fun stuff from today's show.

"Fish in your business" The Song (0:34).

"Fish in your business" The Explanation (2:17).

Is Mike Myers gay? (0:47).

Knight Rider is a logistical nightmare (3:54).

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (3:39).

"Gotta love the marquee at Dara's" (4:29).

Resolving to win the Lottery for New Year's (2:26).

The Scoop (3:02).

Labels: Logistical Nightmare Guy, show clips

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Returning gifts and Rosie sitting on Trump

Andrew London joined me as our "guest fill-in co-host." It's quite the prestigious title.

Think returning Christmas Gifts is awkward?

How about returning a douche? (2:13)

Check out this Trump-Rosie mind puzzler (0:34).

We also talked about what a clever thinker Trump is (1:41).

"I'll be lit for Christmas" (0:52).

Oprah and Stedman are living together. And Oprah has something hidden in her elastic-waist pants (1:34).

The Stoner has a conspiracy theory (1:21).

We also did a little fast food roundup, complete with the creepy Burger King video games and a not-so-reassuring guy speaking on behalf of Taco Bell (5:41).

Labels: show clips, The Stoner

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Chris' last day

Today was Chris' last day, and we stuck with our Free for All Friday mode to say goodbye.

"A breakfast tribute to Chris Casey" (3:29).

"A woman wants Chris' help to get into the music biz" (2:37).

"The Harry Potter Fan" fan (1:33)

Longest Distance Listener Shua says goodbye (2:44).

"I bonded this guy out of jail..." (1:54).

The cigarette line at Walmart, revisited (3:52).

Going away joke (1:23)

"I don't know your names" (0:48).

Our last break together (3:53).

We waited all show, even saying "Fran, call us," yet the High Lady waited until the show was over to call us.

The High Lady's Farewell (1:49)

Labels: show clips

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Reminiscing, without the walking through the park part

Today, we spent some time looking over some of our favorite clips over the past year. Since Chris is leaving the show, we explained some of his bits a little more.

You've heard some of these before, but not with the fun explanations from today's show.

"Stooks hungover after watching the Oscars" (4:11). For some reason, this clip never made it to the website the first time around.

We also talked about an interesting incident involving Blade Velasquez (7:22). After we played his first song, someone showed up at the station wanting to confront us. The story's included in the segment. By the way, if you haven't added Blade to your MySpace friends yet, you should. Here's his profile page. You can check out his other songs there, too.

We talked about an Abdul bit we did in the height of her drunkass controversy (3:34).

We talked about the infamous "Cindy Crawford's Mole" (1:46).

We talked about "The Gnome Guy" (3:33).

We talked about "The Harry Potter Fan" (3:45).

We talked about "The High Lady rapping to Chris' beatbox" (5:12).

We talked about "The Old Couple" (4:39).

Labels: Blade Velasquez, high lady, show clips, The Gnome Guy, The Harry Potter Fan

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Santa's listening

I had it on good authority that Santa was listening to today's show. We told our listeners to get their last minute Christmas items onto his list.

Segment 1 - Role models (2:08)

Segment 2 - A Wii for Mom (4:41)

Segment 3 - Someone to do the laundry/Did you say "Happy Holidays?" (4:14)

In other show activity...

"I didn't steal this car, I'm just transporting it" (2:29)

"STD Experience Needed" (0:49)

The Harry Potter fan is excited again (2:19)

Labels: show clips, The Harry Potter Fan

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Christmas freakout

Time's running out, and some are freaking out about Christmas.

Segment 1 (2:42)

Segment 2 (2:25)

Segment 3 (3:04)

We had a lot of random stuff today.

"Screw It" (0:39)

"How to advertise (2:18)

"The Questions of Life from a MySpace Bulletin" (0:30)

"A Christmas Greeting from the staff of Stooks in the Morning" (0:30)

"Another Horrifying Reenactment from Inside Edition" (0:30)

"You're hearing voices? Maybe you should just go to a shrink instead of the police."

Labels: show clips

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Monday, December 18, 2006

The Return of Meatspace

First off, Meatspace has a new video for you. We played the audio for everyone today, but the video does make it slightly better.

Steve Schnell called in with his "One week 'til Christmas " Report (1:36).

We heard about how I almost got our station into a rumble at our Christmas party Saturday (3:21).

One of our callers thinks diseases are racist (2:30).

One of our listeners has a going away offer for Chris (1:49).

Labels: show clips, Steve Schnell

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Friday, December 15, 2006

Free for All Friday

"I finally got a good email!" (1:50)

"Chris is leaving?"/Women proposing (2:48).

Did you say "everyone shares that sediment?" (3:18)

Leave your smoker girlfriend alone (2:46).

Stooks never moves on to bigger and better things (4:15).

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Chris Casey is leaving

Chris announced his departure from the show today. His last day will be Friday, December 22, when we break for Christmas. He's headed to film school in Santa Barbara, California.

One of ours callers warns him about parachuting in Hawaii. Don't worry, we're confused, too (2:43).

The Key Grip (2:56).

Why not be a fluffer? (1:32)

Unrelated: Scientology Jingle Bells (0:30).

Labels: show clips

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

What's in Santa's hand, mommy?

We got to talking about Christmas decorations this morning. Chris put his lights up at 2 a.m. today.

One listener's mom had a frightening Santa in her collection (3:02).

We heard about one guy's fantasy pillow fight (1:31).

"The Johnny Kaw Radio Show," in typical fashion, tackled the sensitive issue of bathroom etiquette (3:15).

Labels: show clips, The Johnny Kaw Radio Show

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Everything Show

Today was one of the most random shows we've ever had. I had a hard time falling asleep last night and Chris is always lacking in sleep. Those two factors combined for an odd day.

"Seasons Greetings from a Stooks in the Morning Listener" (0:22)

"Home Alone is a logistical nightmare" (6:46)

"Nicole Richie's high off her ass and heading right for me tips 2006" (0:30).

The FemSloth (2:07)

"Let's Talk About This" Segment 1 (4:33).

"Let's Talk About This" Segment 2 (3:11).

The Blonde Moustache (0:52).

A frank discussion with Photoshop Adam (4:05).

Rodney hosts the midday show immediately after ours.

He shotgunned me for insulting him (1:13).

Labels: Logistical Nightmare Guy, show clips

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Internet Addicts

"Internet Addiction" seems to be a popular phrase these days.

We asked our listeners for proof.

Segment 1 (2:57)

Segment 2 (2:14)

Segment 3 (2:01)

Segment 4 (1:47)

Unrelated: Ice Cream in the Winter (2:12)

Labels: show clips

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Free for All

Today was another successful Free for All Friday.

Segment 1 - Neverending Story (2:32)

Segment 2 - Real hatred for a coworker (6:09)

Segment 3 - "I've got dry ice to fight Global Warming" (3:01)

Segment 4 - No Olive Garden? WTF? (3:10)

Segment 5 - I'd rather have a Hooters (6:01)

Segment 6 - Bob Ross is high (2:51)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

"Nice ass, bro"

This morning, Chris noticed I was clean-shaven. I asked him if he thought I looked better with or without the beard. He refused to commit. We asked our listeners why straight guys have such a hard time commenting on how other straight guys look.

Segment 1 (4:18)

Segment 2 (1:48)

Segment 3 (4:48)

Segment 4 (4:32)

Labels: show clips, The Harry Potter Fan

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Let's be friends

A friend of mine has a stalker ex-girlfriend thanks to his use of the phrase "we can still be friends" during the breakup.

Should this highly used line be retired?

Segment 1 (1:57)

Segment 2 (4:12)

Segment 3 (3:39)

Segment 4 (5:33)

Segment 5 (1:12)

In other show activity...

Blade Velasquez called with a new song (2:46).

Labels: Blade Velasquez, show clips

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Single for the holidays

The Collegian's take on being single for the holidays inspired us to do a show about it.

Segment 1 (3:42)

Segment 2 (1:56)

Segment 3 (4:06)

Segment 4 (2:10)

"No thanks, Colonel. I'm fine by myself."

We struggle to figure out whether a puzzle would be a good gift for Chris (1:03).

Labels: show clips

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Crack Lady on the Joggermeister

At about the halfway point in our 7-mile Joggermeister Pub "Jog," we encountered some cracked-out woman at Kelly's in Westport, a thriving, yet sometimes rough bar district in Kansas City.

One of the girls said they even saw her snorting something in the bathroom. One of the guys in our group waved her over to our table for everyone's mutual amusement. He asked for her phone number. She said "I don't have a phone. I live on the streets." While we had fun as a result of her company, she had fun, too.

Is it okay to make fun of some cracked-out homeless lady if she doesn't realize she's a joke, and she even has fun at the same time?

Segment 1 (3:07)

Segment 2 (2:40)

Segment 3 (3:52)

Segment 4 (5:53)

Segment 5 (4:03)

In unrelated news, Nancy Kerrigan collect-called us (0:41).

Labels: show clips

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Free for All Friday

Segment 1 - Stooks shouldn't get time off, that lazy ass!/High Lady's friend trying to make a website (3:17).

Segment 2 - Stooks does too deserve time off! (1:20)

Segment 3 - College athletics blow! (1:38)

Segment 4 - Maxing out (1:44)

Segment 5 - Yeah, she can pull her legs behind her head, but have you seen her face? (3:24)

Segment 6 - I can't run six miles sober (1:09)

Labels: Free for All Friday, show clips

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

The worst idea ever

Some ridiculous consultant clown thinks Manhattan should flip the way the diagonal parking spots face on Moro. This would force you to back into the spots, giving you a clear view of oncoming traffic, all in the hopes of stopping the approximately four accidents a year along that stretch.

I declared this "the worst idea ever."

We asked our listeners to share what they thought was the worst idea they've ever heard.

Segment 1 (4:08)

Segment 2 (2:50) - Features the High Lady, and her filthiest song yet.

Speaking of terrible ideas, Britney Spears has shown off her vagina on three different occasions in the past week.

We tried to figure out what exactly she hopes to accomplish.

Segment 1 (3:00)

Segment 2 (2:03)

"That's a helluva yeast infection."

Labels: show clips

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Target goes to Hell...again

Target isn't allowing bell ringers for the third straight year. They are doing an online campaign with the Salvation Army and have donated $1 million of their own.

We asked our listeners what they thought.

Segment 1 (1:00)

Segment 2 (1:11)

Segment 3 (3:24)

Segment 4 (5:08)

Segment 5 (5:17)

"Okay, did you get the photo? Give me my twenty back."

In other show activity...

The Gnome Guy's gnomes are freezing (1:42).

"I'm freezing my ass off" Tips 2006 (0:30)

Labels: show clips, The Gnome Guy, Tips 2006

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Christmas gift cutoff

Over the Thanksgiving break, my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas for my "big gift."
I asked her when she thought they would cut us off from big Christmas gifts. She thinks never.

We asked our audience, is there a cutoff for Christmas gifts from your parents? I was a little surprised at their answers.

Segment 1 (3:34)

Segment 2 (2:32)

Segment 3 (3:48)

Segment 4 (3:59)

Segment 5 - High Lady (4:30)

"WTF Child is this?"

We also heard from our Harry Potter fan. He's excited about bad news for Lord of the Rings fans (2:18).

Labels: high lady, show clips, The Harry Potter Fan

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Cyber Monday

Apparently everyone was too busy with Cyber Monday too contribute to the show today. Us blowing didn't help.

This guy can't watch Seinfeld after what Kramer did (3:37).

We were so desperate for material, we ripped off some audio from a random YouTube video (0:31).

Here's a frightening conversation about some mystery "almost cranberry" dish (1:18).

Labels: show clips

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Turkey Tuesday

We're in clip show mode tomorrow through Friday, so we made today "Turkey Tuesday."

The High Lady is back in song mode (2:05).

"Words with Chris Casey." Today's word: Giblet (0:30).

It sucks to suck at football on Thanksgiving (1:32).

Bob Barker has "sweet potato" face (3:20).

"Well, color me pale-faced."

Labels: "Words with Chris Casey", high lady, show clips

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Holiday shopping

If you hadn't heard, The George Michael Sports Machine, in all of its crappy graphics glory, is going off the air.

Luckily, they're replacing it with The Helen Keller Sports Machine (0:59).

"Canceled?! But we just got our new Atari graphics system!"

The holiday shopping season started a little early this year with people shooting each other over the PS3 and acting slightly less violent over the Nintendo Wii.

We had a little discussion on how holiday shopping turns ordinary people into the pinnacle of evil.

Segment 1 (1:58)

Segment 2 (2:56)

Segment 3 (1:03)

With Thanksgiving coming up this Thursday, one of our listeners wants to provide a public service announcement.

Hear all about the benefits of cranberries and cranberry sauce (3:29).

Labels: show clips

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Harry Potter, O.J. and the Order of the PS3

Harry Potter's favorite fan has some news for us today (2:37).

We talked a bit about the one or two guys who get dragged into Oprah's audience by their significant others.

One of our callers got dragged to something that still affects him to this day (2:03).

We got to hear a really bad Nascar joke (0:35).

We talked to Photoshop Adam and another caller about the PS3 nonsense (5:39).

We even talked O.J.'s new book (0:43).

Here's a treat from Photoshop Adam:

Labels: show clips, The Harry Potter Fan

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Multidating

Askmen.com is encouraging its readers to try out dating more than one person at a time.

However, they say you should tell your dates about your multidating ways before you ask them out.

To some, it may sound cool in theory.

We asked, does anyone go for this idea?

Segment 1 (5:04)

Segment 2 (3:04)

Segment 3 (5:07)

Segment 4 (3:16)

"Nothing scores the ladies like wearing your sunglasses on top of your head.

Steve Schnell returns to duty with "The Stooks in the Morning Technology Report: PS3 .

Labels: Dating, show clips, Steve Schnell

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

What kind of old person will you be?

Last week, I went to the gas station. As I was about to pay, an old woman came in and made a scene about the credit card machine not reading her card at the pump. She was being unreasonable thinking she might get charged twice. Unreasonable like a fox. I think certain old people take advantage of being old by trying to cheat their way to free gasoline and other various items.

We asked our listeners, what kind of old person will you be?

Segment 1 - I know how the old people operate (2:52)

Segment 2 - The Player (1:00)

Segment 3 - The old perv (4:45)

Segment 4 - Faking it for a rascal (2:16)

Segment 5 - Why don't walkers come with tennis balls alreday attached? (7:33)

Segment 6 - Classic High Lady. Warning: contains singing while Chris Casey provides a human beat box (2:40)

"How can I screw IHOP today?"

We even had an old man call us, thinking we were Swap Shop (2:47).

Labels: high lady, old people, show clips, swap shop

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Creepfest

Chris saw a woman changing her baby's diaper at Bramlage after K-State's basketball game Saturday.

I saw some dude pawing at a copy of the dirty mag "High Society" at Dara's in Aggieville.

All around, it was just a creepy weekend for the Stooks in the Morning crew.

We asked our listeners to share.

Segment 1 (3:49)

Segment 2 (3:00)